mozzie mark

About me:

i am the shit
the shit is BANANAS... ergo i am also BANANAS

i rock
i rock so hard that i rock the casbah

i'm rich biatch
i'm real big tymer!!!

i'm a sarcastic bastard
you either love me or you hate me and its either with the "eye" sound

you think you know me but you don't
no really... you don't... cause i'll give you that, "who the fuck are you" look. the one where i tense my eyebrows and raise one and go, "huh?"

i'm a cheeky monkey
i'll get on your tits

i am loved by all those that i am surrounded by
i tolerate most the people around me... haha

if you had aol back in the day...
yes, i am that mozzie

i am sweet
so sweet in fact, you'll be seeing a dentist soon after because of the cavities

i am pretty
pretty fucking hilarious

i like to eat
i like to eat apples and bananas

your mom loves me
they don't call me mother fucker for nothing.

i take care of my friends and loved ones
you should be so lucky to be in my small circle

sometimes, not often, i can be blunt, arrogant, and rude...
but you like it... you like it alot, bitch.

i know more than you do
sorry to say but yes

i'm psychic
psychic, psycho... yeah whatever its all the same

rainy days and mondays
always get me down

i'm a great listener
not really but it seems that i am because i tend to zone out alot

there is a place reserved for me and my friends in hell
there is really... we got window seats on the trip down, hurry up and sign up!! slots are filling fast

i like my sleep
don't be suprised if i cuss and yell at you over the phone for interupting my nap

i'm prone to stalking
buts it's only because i love you and we were truly meant to be together...FOREVER..

lend me some sugar
i am yo neighbor

smokin' in the boys room
teacher don't you fill me up with your rules

i do what i want when i want
you should be privledged if i allow you to tag along

if you see me and it looks as if i'm ignoring you...
its because i am ignoring you.. the more i ignore you, the further you get...

don't hate me because i'm beautiful
hate me because i keyed your car, slashed your tires, ran over your dog, and my friends and i bukkake'd and eifell towered your younger sister

i'm a mutha fuckin' hustla...
you betta ask somebody...

i'm like an enigma
something that baffles understanding and cannot be explained, don't be afraid, embrace it

i'm your best friend
a good friend will bail you out of jail, a best friend will be sitting right there next to you in the cell saying, "dude, that was fucking great..."

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